Mile High Philanthropic Club John Kerry, Hillary, Barack Obama, and John McCain are on the campaign trail aboard their Rent-A-Jet. Kerry looks at Obama, chuckles and says, "I have a plan. I'm gonna throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Obama, pretending to have more experience than he has says, "Oh, yeah? Well, I will throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair, mumbles something about Monica, questions what the real meaning of "is" is and says, "That's so unpresidential. I will throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." John McCain rolls his eyes, cusses out America for the nudie pyramid "torture" at Abu Ghraib, turns the other cheek and says, "Im gonna throw the three of you out the window and make the whole damn country happy." CSW 07-01