Let's Play One Uppins

Three politicians were playing golf and discussing accidents they had had and the doctors who helped them.

The first politician said, "I have the best surgeon in the country. As you know, my full-time job is a pianist. I lost 7 fingers in an accident, my doctor reattached them, and 8 months later I performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second politician said, "That's nothing. I lost my mind in my accident, the doctor found half of it, he rehabed me, and 2 years later I graduated from law school and married a governor who later became president.

The third politician said, "Big deal. Several years ago I was high on cocaine and I rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All there was left was my hair and the horse's ass. My doctor was able to put them together and now I'm the junior senator from Illinois.

CSW 07-02