Three
politicians were playing golf and discussing
accidents they had had and the doctors who helped
them.
The first
politician said, "I have the best surgeon in the
country. As you know, my full-time job is a pianist.
I lost 7 fingers in an accident, my doctor reattached
them, and 8 months later I performed a private
concert for the Queen of England."
The second
politician said, "That's nothing. I lost my mind
in my accident, the doctor found half of it, he
rehabed me, and 2 years later I graduated from law
school and married a governor who later became
president.
The third
politician said, "Big deal. Several years ago I
was high on cocaine and I rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All there was left
was my hair and the horse's ass. My doctor was able
to put them together and now I'm the junior senator
from Illinois.