Hillary and
Obama are dining in a plush restaurant next to
the Senate.
Obama keeps
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
she sits alone at a nearby table.
Hillary
whispers, "Do you know her?"
"Yes,"
Obama sighs, "She's one of my ex-lovers. I
understand she took to drinking seven years ago
right after we broke up and she hasn't been sober
since."
"My
God!" says Hillary, "Who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long?"