Her Achy Breaky Heart

Hillary and Obama are dining in a plush restaurant next to the Senate.

Obama keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

Hillary whispers, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," Obama sighs, "She's one of my ex-lovers. I understand she took to drinking seven years ago right after we broke up and she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says Hillary, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

CSW 07-03