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January 24, 2007

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A Sad State of Affairs

The President has his State of the Union speeches; we have our "Sad State of Affairs" speeches.

Still No Plan

Iraq war, illegal immigration, eminent domain; subjects of immense importance to Americans. The dems plans for illegal immigration and eminent domain? Virtually zilch, no plans whatsoever! When asked for a plan for the Iraq war they answer, "We won't do what Bush is doing." But, what is your plan? "To not do what Bush is doing! How clear can we be?" Get the point, folks?

Ayman al-Zawahiri - Death to America

Osama bin Laden's vice president of Murder Inc. is Ayman al-Zawahiri. As any buffoon might do, Zawahiri is playing the big shot role and challenging President Bush. He appeared recently in an on-line video.

In true bellicose style, Zawahiri said, "I ask him, why send 20,000 (troops) only - why not send 50,000 or 100,000? Aren't you aware that the dogs of Iraq are pining for your troops' dead bodies?"

He went on like the chicken-livered girlie man he is, "So send your entire army to be annihilated at the hands of the mujahideen (holy warriors) to free the world from your evil. Because Iraq, land of the Caliphate and Jihad, is able to bury 10 armies like yours, with Allah's help and power."

The devil, himself, couldn't have said it with more hate. Or was that the devil?

The democrats and the run and hide Republicans are scared to death of this girlie man. They want to give in to terror. Rather than give unified, concerted effort and support to their president and country at war, they thump their chests in bravado style claiming, "This president must be stopped." How demented!

In no jesting terms, we seriously need Betty's barf bag.

 

STUP Hugo Chavez

Chavez, Venezuela's president, is planning to write his own laws giving him the sole power to make laws. Our State Department's spokesman said those plans "have caused us some concern."

Chavez retorted, "Go to hell, gringos! Go home!"

The AP reported Chavez as saying about Secretary of State Rice, "How are you? You've forgotten me, missy…"

Reuters reported the Chavez quote as "Hi Condoleezza, how are you? You've forgotten about me, my little girl."

Either way, it shows his disrespect for America. What will the rest of the world think of America if we surrender in Iraq as the dems are proposing?

 

United Nations and North Korea

The U.N. is in trouble again. This absolutely impotent cash pig is accused of conspiring with N. Korea in a money scam. This revelation comes at a time when the new U.N. Secretary General, Ban Ki-Moon, is asking the United States to carry a bigger portion of the U.N. budget.

If Bush agrees, impeachment will lose its 4-letter word status. That’s how strongly we feel about the I.U.N. (the Impotent United Nations).

 

Redford Rants

Robert Redford's rhetorical rants are revolting, ridiculous, ramblings. Wow! Talk about alliterations.

Redford has hated our President from the day Bush was elected. In his opening statements at his Sundance Film Festival in Utah last week, Redford said he held off badmouthing the President because of 9/11. That was nice of him.

"Six years ago we held off. But considering what's happened, I think we're owed an apology," said the over-the-hill actor.

Rambling Robert went on to say that in a "spirit of unity" with the administration, "We put all our concerns on hold to let the leaders lead. I think we're owed a big, massive apology."

And so are we, Robbie baby, from you for your stupid request for an apology from Bush.

 

Hillary Forms Prez Committee

"I'm in and I'm in to win," says Hillary. Good luck, girl, you won't get our vote.

 

Obama Forms Prez Committee

He's in! Who cares? Do Blacks, errr, African-Americans, sorry, really care? Probably. He has nothing but his color and two years of experience going for him.

 

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for your attention and have a good evening.

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