Jello, is that Jew?

Presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama was trying to hire a foreigner to be his male gofer.

He told the applicant, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

Obama said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mr. Barack Hussein Obama, I am sooo ready."

Obama said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now answers the phone for Obama. His brother works the help desk at Microsoft. Obama understands them both.

CSW 07-04