Do I Look Like a Weather Lady

or a Lady President?

It was one those rare weekends that Hillary was at home.

She and Bill were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

Hillary picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

Bill asked, "Who was that?"

Hillary answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

CSW 07-03