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Feature Article Four

February 05, 2007

CSW 07-05-04

The Coffee Shop is Open

And the people say…………….

Survey Results

The latest telephone poll taken by the office of the Governors of Texas, New Mexico, Arizona & California:

When residents were asked if illegal immigration remains a serious problem,

35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a very serious problem."

65% of respondents answered: "No es una problema serio."

Okay, so once again we jest. But, there are underlying truths in humor!

 

Lies and Friendships

In the democratic ranks, the better friends and the better liars seem to be men. We arrived at that conclusion after reading this enlightning scenario received in our email:

Friendship and lies between Women:

A democratic female senator didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship and lies between Men:

A democratic male senator didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there!

Be forewarned, Hillary, your girlfriends will not lie for you, so don't count on them for an excuse.

 

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good evening.

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