"Can you hear me, now?"

Barack Hussein Obama came into the senate cafe with both ears bandaged.

"What happened," Hillary asked gleefully, noting he must have used an entire box of bandages to cover those big ears?

"Yesterday, while I was ironing a shirt, the telephone rang, and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone," Barack Hussein Obama replied.

"That explains the one ear," Hillary laughingly said. And hardly able to stifle her laughter she chuckeled, "What about the other one?"

Obama sheepishly answered,"They called back."

 

CSW 07-05