A Washington D.C. Sheriff
walks out in the street and sees Barack Hussein
Obama strutting down the sidewalk with nothing on
but a cowboy hat, a holster, and his boots, so he
arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, the Sheriff asks,
"Why in the world are you dressed like
this?"
Obama says,
"Well it's like this
Sheriff ... I went to this senate costume party
dressed like the president on vacation, you know,
like a cowboy, and this pretty little red head
asks me to go out to her motor home with her.
I thought she wanted to make a campaign
contribution or something, so I did.
We go inside and she pulls
off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so
I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt
and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did.
Then she pulls off her
panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I
did.
Then she gets on the bed,
looks at me kind of sexy like and says, "Now
go to town, cowboy... "
so I did and here I am.
Ed Note: He didn't graduate
from Bill's Academy of Sexual Submission, that's
for sure. Absolutely not democratic presidential
material!!