A Democrat's Promise Barack Hussein Obama was driving down the street in a sweat because he was late for a fund raiser and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord - please take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Church every Sunday for the rest of my life and I'll even give up smoking." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Barack Hussein Obama looked up again and said, "Never mind, Lord, I found one." CSW 07-08