George and Gracie Come to Mind?

Hillary calls an airline and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to Washington, DC?"

The agent replies, "Yes, ma'am. Just a minute."

"Oh, that's fast. Thank you," Hillary says, and hangs up.

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The doctor examined Hillary, took Bill aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all.

"Me neither doc," said Bill. "But she's a great cook and really good with Chelsea.

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Chelsea went up to Billy C. and asked: "Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?"

Bill replied. "Well Chelsea, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.

CSW 07-09