A Tough Life

Walking into the bar, Billy C. said to Joe the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with Hillary."

"Oh yeah?" said Joe "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Billy replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really," said Joe, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you cheating weasel.'"

CSW 07-10