Hillary was
appearing in court to face a disorderly conduct
charge. The charges were read out loud and she was
asked how she pleaded.
"Not
guilty," Hillary answered emphatically.
"It's a right-wing conspiracy," she added.
The
prosecutor approached her and said: "So you deny
that on the 11th of December, last year, you
committed an act of gross indecency by posing in the
nude with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a flag
- on the roof of a Volkswagon, in a snowstorm, while
traveling at over 100mph through the center of
Washington?"
Hillary
composed herself, looked that prosecutor straight in
the eye and calmly said: "Uhh, what was that
date again?"