The local DA was looking for
an assistant, so Barack Hussein Obama, fresh out of
Harvard, went in for an interview.
"Okay," the DA
drawled, "Barack Hussein Obama, what is 1 and
1?"
"11," replied
Barack Hussein Obama
The DA thought to himself,
"That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the
week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and
tomorrow," Barack Hussein Obama confidently
said. The DA was again surprised that Barack Hussein
Obama supplied a correct answer that he had never
thought of himself.
"Now Barack Hussein
Obama, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham
Lincoln?"
Barack Hussein Obama looked a
little perplexed, thought really hard for a minute
and finally admitted, "I don't know."
The DA said, "Well, why
don't you go home and work on that one for a
while?"
So, Barack Hussein Obama
wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were
waiting to hear the results of the interview. They
asked in unison and in anxious anticipation,
"How'd it go?"
Barack Hussein Obama was
proud as a peacock. "It went great! First day on
the job and I'm already working on a murder
case!"