"In
a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton
wondered why President Bush can't find the
tallest
man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same
reason she couldn't find the fattest intern
under Bill's desk."
--Jay Leno
"Top
Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen.
Hillary Clinton running for president.
Apparently, some Democrats don't like the
idea, while others hate it."
--Conan O'Brien
"Hillary
Clinton said today that she wants legislation
to allow all ex-felons to vote. See, this way
all the Clinton's former business partners
can vote for her in 2008."
--Jay Leno