As the
bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm
on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and
it's today!"
The
bartender says, "Well, since it's your
birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this
first one is on me."
As
Hillary finishes her drink, the woman to her
right says, "I would like to buy you a
drink, too."
Hillary
says, "Thank you, ma'am. Bartender, I want a
Scotch with two drops of water."
"Coming
up," says the bartender. As she finishes
that drink, the man to her left says, "I
would like to buy you one, too."
Hillary
again says, "Thank you, sir. Bartender, I
want another Scotch with two drops of
water."
"Coming
right up," the bartender says. As he gives
her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of
curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of
water?"
Hillary
replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've
learned how to hold your liquor. However, holding
your water is quite another thing.