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May 16, 2007

CSW 07-15-03

The Coffee Shop is Open

And the people say…………….

 

The Ted Kennedy Fables

(Or, What Kennedy Swears He Saw)

(Or, a Night With Ted)

(Or, We'll Cross That Bridge When We Come to It)

Ted wasn't all that cognizant of his surroundings one evening, but he swears he saw these take place at his favorite cafe. At least, that's his story and he's sticking to it.

A jumper cable walked into the bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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Two peanuts walked into the bar, and one was a salted.

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A man walked into the bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and said, "A beer please, and one for the road."

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A dyslexic man walked into the bra.

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A ham sandwich walked into the bar. The bartender said, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food in here."

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Two termites walked into the bar. One asked, "Is the bar tender here?"

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Finally, Ted staggered home. It seems the bridge was out.

 

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for your attention and have a good evening.

The bar is open.

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