My Kingdom for My Truck

On a visit to Mississippi, Barack Hussein Obama was having a beer in the bar's parking lot.

Barack Hussein Obama went running into the bar and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

Barack Hussein Obama, "Nah, I couldn't tell. But as he was drivin' away, I got his license number."

(Ed. Note: Presidential? We think not)

CSW 07-15