Sen.
Hillary was trying to appear intellectual by
hosting a science symposium.
A
Russian, an American, and Hillary were
talking about space accomplishments.
The
Russian said, "We were the first in
space!"
The
American said, "We were the first on the
moon!"
Hillary
said, "Right. But that's nothing! When I
become president we're going to be the first
on the sun!"
The
Russian and the American looked at each other
and shook their heads.
"You
can't land on the sun, Senator Stupkopfsky.
You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To
which Hillary replied, "Duuuuuh, We're
not stupid, you know. We're going at
night."