Barack
Hussein Obama and his wife were having
some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly,
Barack Hussein Obama realized that the
next day he would need his wife to wake
him at 5:00 A.M. for an early morning
flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence, he wrote on a piece of
paper, "Please wake me at 5:00
A.M." He left it where he knew she
would find it.
The
next morning, Barack Hussein Obama woke
up only to discover it was 9:00 A.M. and
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was
about to go and see why his wife hadn't
wakened him when he noticed a piece of
paper by the bed. The piece of paper
read, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."