In
college, Hillary was a waitress.
"Waitress,
this "fresh" coffee tastes like
dirt," said the upset customer.
"Well
duuuuh, it should," replied Hillary.
"The cook said it was just ground this
morning."
******
Hillary
just started work after a day of
demonstrating against everything.
"What
flavors of ice cream do you have?"
inquired the customer.
"Vanilla,
strawberry, and chocolate," answered
Hillary in a sore throat whisper.
Trying
to be sympathetic, the customer asked,
"Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...."
replied Hillary with some consternation,
"I told you, just vanilla, strawberry,
and chocolate."
CSW
07-17
