I Knocked First

Hillary stopped by unannounced at Chelsea's apartment. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

What are you doing?" Hillary asked.

I'm waiting for my boyfriend, Drew, to stop by," Chelsea answered.

"But you're naked!" Hillary screeched.

"This is my love dress," Chelsea explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Drew loves me to wear this 'dress'," Chelsea explained. "Every time he sees me dressed like this, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours."

Hillary left, confused yet somewhat excited. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, Bill came home, tired from a full day of cavorting. He walked in and saw Hillary lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," Hillary whispered, sensually.

Not at all aroused, Bill says, "Needs ironing. What's for dinner?"

 

(Ed. Note: The "First Family" again? We think not.)

CSW 07-19