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August 27, 2007

CSW 07-20-02

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And the people say…………….

 

CSW Presents

Our Perfect Presidential Candidate

If there were a perfect National candidate he/she would espouse the following:

On Immigration

  • Very strict border enforcement with Mexico and Canada.
  • No amnesty for illegal immigrants.
  • No catch and release policy.
  • Commit a crime, misdemeanor or otherwise, auto deport after serving the time upon conviction.
  • No social security benefits to illegal immigrants.
  • No medical or educational benefits to illegal immigrants.
  • No drivers licenses to illegal immigrants.
  • No voting rights to illegal immigrants.
  • No auto citizenship to American born children born to foreign parents. (Repeal Section 1 of the 14th amendment pertaining to auto citizenship i.e. "All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.")

 

On the Iraq War

  • Stop sacrificing our troops for Islamic target practice. Either get out or get tough by:
  • Sending more troops to stabilize the area.
  • Cease with the "politically correct" methodology of war.
  • Intensify Iraqi troop and police training.
  • Enforce the "with us or against us" policy.
  • PS: Where is the new Iraqi government?

 

Eminent Domain

Work with the States and congressional colleagues to get the supreme court decision on Kelo v. New London, Conn. eminent domain case reversed. That ruling upheld the right of local governments to condemn private property and then hand it over to private concerns for commercial development.

Since the 2005 Kelo decision, at least 26 states have amended their eminent domain laws to give more protection to landowners.

 

Taxes and Spending

  • Make The Bush tax cuts permanent.
  • Stop the spending craze and eliminate "earmarks."
  • Vote for a "line item veto."

 

Misc. - Our Candidate

  • Is for the Patriot Act.
  • Is for NSA wiretaps.
  • Is for bank surveillance of suspected terrorists' bank records.
  • Is for making English our national and required language.
  • Is for Guantanamo.
  • Is for voter I.D.
  • Is for stem cell research.
  • Is for school prayer.
  • Is for leaving "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance.
  • Is for tough TSA airport rules regardless of airport inconvenience.
  • Is against U.S. constitutional rights for captured terrorists.
  • Is against Geneva Convention protection for captured non-uniformed combatants.
  • Is against legalizing gay marriages.
  • Is against burning the American flag as "a right of free speech."

Do you know a candidate who meets the above criteria? Give us your selection.

 

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