Hillary finds herself in
serious trouble. Her campaign funds are at
zero and she's in dire financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask
God for help. She begins to pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost the
election and if I don't get some money, I'm
going to lose my house as well. Please let me
win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and
somebody else wins. Hillary again prays...
"God, please let me win the lottery!
I've lost my senators job, my house, and I'm
going to lose my car as well."
This goes on for weeks.
Lottery drawings come and go and she never
wins.
So, once again, she
prays... "My God, why have you forsaken
me? All these weeks have come and gone and I
haven't won. I've lost my senators job, the
presidency, my house, my car and my husband.
I don't often ask You for help, and I've
always been a good servant to You, well, most
of the time anyhow, okay, once or twice,
whatever, but PLEASE let me win the lottery
just this one time so I can get my life back
in order."
Suddenly there is a
blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
Hillary is overwhelmed by the deep, booming
Voice of God, Himself.... "Hey you, meet
Me half way on this .... Buy a ticket!"