A Little Help Please!

Hillary finds herself in serious trouble. Her campaign funds are at zero and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost the election and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins. Hillary again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my senators job, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well."

This goes on for weeks. Lottery drawings come and go and she never wins.

So, once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? All these weeks have come and gone and I haven't won. I've lost my senators job, the presidency, my house, my car and my husband. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You, well, most of the time anyhow, okay, once or twice, whatever, but PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. Hillary is overwhelmed by the deep, booming Voice of God, Himself.... "Hey you, meet Me half way on this .... Buy a ticket!"

(Ed. Note: Presidential? We think not)

CSW 07-20