Barack
Hussein Obama was looking for a cheap birth
control method. He asked his rival Hillary for
advice.
Hillary
told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it
was expensive. "A less costly alternative
they teached us in Arkansas," said Hillary
"is to get a cherry bomb, light it, put it
in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear
and count to 10."
Barack
Hussein Obama said to Hillary, "I may not be
the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see
how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."
"Would
I lie to you, Barack Hussein Obama? Trust
me," said Hillary.
So
Barack Hussein Obama lit a cherry bomb and put it
in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and
began to count!
"1"
"2" "3" "4"
"5" At which point he paused, placed
the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand. "6"
"7" "8" It was at this point
the birth control procedure became a complete
success!
(Ed.Note:
Presidential? We think not! At least, not
anymore.)