Sleeping Beauty, Tom
Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said,
"I believe myself to be the most
beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said,
"I must be the smallest person in the
world."
Quasimodo said,
"I absolutely have to be the most
disgusting, ugly, vile person in the
world."
So they all decided
to go to the Guinness Book of World Records
to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty
looked her name up first and announced
happily, "It's official, I am the most
beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next
and said triumphantly, "I am now
officially the smallest person in the
world."
Quasimodo was last to
research his claim that he was the "most
disgusting." 20 minutes later he closes
the book and looking utterly confused says,
"Who the heck is Rosie O'Donnell?"