Hillary
and Bill got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back to their apartment, Hillary
immediately called her friend Tina.
"Well",
said Tina, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh
Tina", Hillary replied, "the honeymoon
was wonderful! So romantic"
......Suddenly
Hillary burst out crying. "But, Tina, as
soon as we returned, Bill started using the most
horrible language --things I'd never heard
before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words!
You've got to come get me, PLEASE, Tina!"
"Hillary,
Hillary," Tina said, "calm down! You
need to stay with your husband and work this out.
Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
disgusting 4-letter words did he utter?"
"Please
don't make me tell you, Tina," wept Hillary.
"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful!
COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling,
Hillary, you must tell me what has you so upset.
Tell Tina these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing,
Hillary said, "Oh, Tina..., he used words
like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."