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October 10, 2007

CSW 07-23-01

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And the people say…………….

 

Keeping the beat to men's room music

After getting caught in a homosexual sting operation in a Minneapolis airport men's room to which he pleaded guilty, Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID) vowed to abdicate his senate seat. Then, taking some stupid advice from Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) who's been giving oodles of stupid advice lately, he decided to withdraw his guilty plea and stay in the senate. Wrong move, you thilly thavage.

Taking a perspicacious stance, the judge in the case refused to allow Craig to withdraw his guilty plea. The senate ethics committee will now consider his senatorial status.

We didn't know toe tapping in a restroom stall was a wanton signal for sexual favors akin to a cricket's "come-hither" chirp (albeit a male cricket is after a female companion). We'll be careful the next time we hear those snappy restroom tunes. And we'll give the men's room music a 4. It has a good beat but it's hard to dance to, especially in a restroom stall.

CSW says to Mr. Craig, "Get out of Dodge and take your toilet seat with you!"

 

LeBron James is an absolute fool and Cleveland can do without him.

This overgrown, overpaid, cocky, conceited Cleveland Cavalier basketball player presented his homely mug to a national TV audience Thursday, 10/4, wearing a New York Yankee baseball cap. What's the big deal? It happened to be the first post-season playoff game between the Cleveland and New York baseball teams .......being played in Cleveland, that's what!

Perhaps the northeast Ohio native (he's from Akron, Ohio 30 miles south of Cleveland) with the moniker "King James" has forgotten who pays his ungodly high salary. Hey, dribble brain James. It's the ticket purchasing people of northeast Ohio, that's who!

LeBron James is a fool and perhaps he feels the nickname "king" is for real. It was crass of this jerk to flaunt his Yankee support while attending a Cleveland game. He's an immature and, we repeat, overpaid sports figure vying for attention. James showed a lot of class…all third! He has a lot of growing up to do.

PS - David whipped Goliath as the Cleveland Indians beat the New York Yankees three out of four games to advance to the A.L. championship series. Watch out, Arizona. Here we come!

GO TRIBE!!

 

TBA and we don't mean "to be announced"

Take Back America- the minority is dictating to the majority!

As in chemistry, the more you dilute something the weaker it becomes and the less it is like the original. America is being diluted.

From our founding core values based on Judeo-Christian beliefs to the mundane practice of participating in Halloween, we find the liberal faction attempting to appease the minority to the exclusion of the majority.

We no longer celebrate the "Christmas" season; it is now the all inclusive "Holiday" season. The word Christmas is a no-no in many, many communities. School prayer, "in God we trust," the pledge of allegiance and a myriad of other traditional American practices are being pushed to the wayside in the name of fairness to the minorities e.g. atheists, Muslims, illegal aliens to cite a few of the aforementioned faction.

A growing segment of the population could care less or isn't aware of this dilution/erosion of traditional American values. It is an insidious happening taking place and if left to the elements at play our culture will go the way of the ancient Mayans, a culture only to be read about, not practiced.

Don't stand by and watch the morphing of America into a secular neutered country. This land is your land. Take hold of the opportunity to make a difference. Voice your distaste of the liberal takeover of America. Prevent the liberals from taking over the White House. Vote Republican.

 

TSA is at it again.

For instance: A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, the TSA allows only one carrion per passenger."

Doesn't that stink? C'mon, TSA, get with it.

 

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for your attention and have a good evening.

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