Don't Count Your Chickens……

Barack Hussein Obama meets a redneck on a dusty country road. The redneck is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."

"Chickens, eh?" says Barack Hussein Obama. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck, " says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

Barack Hussein Obama scratches his head, thinks about it, does his presidential calculations and says, "Um... five?"

(Ed. Note: Presidential? We think not!)

CSW 07-23