"Chickens,
eh?" says Barack Hussein Obama. "Hey,
if I guess how many chickens you got, will you
give me one?"
"Heck,
" says the guy with the bag, "iffin you
guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."
Barack Hussein Obama
scratches his head, thinks about it, does his
presidential calculations and says, "Um...
five?"
(Ed.
Note: Presidential? We think not!)
CSW 07-23