While
vacationing in Washington one Christmas I was
looking for politicians' Christmas decorations.
In
Hillary's front yard there was a "Nativity
Scene" that showed that great skill and
talent had gone into creating it. But one small
feature bothered me: the three wise men were
wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come
up with a reason or explanation, I knocked on
Hillary's door and asked Hillary about the
helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me,
"You darn conservatives never read your
Bibles!"
I
assured her that I did, but simply couldn't
recall anything about firemen being in the
stable.
She
jerked her Bible from the end table and riffled
through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger
at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said,
"See, it says right here, 'The three wise
men came from afar.'"