In the
back woods of Arkansas, Hillary's neighbor went
into labor in the middle of the night and Hillary
called the doctor out to assist in the delivery.
To keep
the nervous Hillary busy, the doctor handed her a
lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high
so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a wee
baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa
there, Hillary!" said the doctor.
"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern
down... I think there's another one." Sure
enough, within minutes he had delivered another
little baby.
"No,
no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down
that lantern, young lady... It seems there's
still another one!" cried the doctor.
Hillary
scratched her head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor. "Do ya think it's the light that's
attractin' them?"