Barack
Hussein Obama lived across the river from his
neighbor, Clarence, and they feuded constantly.
Barack Hussein Obama hated Clarence with a
passion because Clarence made fun of his ears.
This
went on for years until one day the Corps of
Engineers came to build a bridge across that
river. Barack Hussein Obama was elated; he told
his wife that finally he was going to get the
chance to cross over and whip Clarence.
When
the bridge was finished, Barack Hussein Obama
left the house and returned in a matter of
minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he
intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence?
He
replied that he never really saw Clarence up
close and didn't realize his size until he
started over the bridge and saw the sign that
read: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN"