After
the Clintons' barn burned down, Hillary called
the insurance company. "We had that barn
insured for $100,000 and I want my money,"
Hillary told her agent.
"Hold
on just a minute," the agent replied.
"Insurance doesn’t work quite like
that. We'll ascertain the value of what was
damaged and provide you with a sum equal to
that."
There
was a long pause before Hillary answered,
"If that’s the case, then I’d like
to cancel the policy on my husband."