Barack Hussein Obama and
John Edwards go on a fishing trip. They rent
all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the
wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even
a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a
fortune!
The first day they go
fishing, but they don't catch anything. The
same thing happens on the second day, and on
the third day. It goes on like this until
finally, on the last day of their vacation,
John Edwards catches a fish.
As they're driving home
they're really depressed. John Edwards turns
to Barack Hussein Obama and says, "Do
you realize that this one lousy fish we
caught cost us thirty-one hundred
bucks?"
Barack Hussein Obama
says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we
didn't catch any more!"