Wasn't Much With Spellin'

His neighbor got sick and Barack Hussein Obama called 911. The 911-operator told Barack Hussein Obama that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Barack Hussein Obama replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me, please?"

After a long pause, Barack Hussein Obama said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

(Ed. Note: Presidential? We think not!)

CSW 07-25