I Just Peeked A Little Bit

Hillary applied for an lawyer position at a law firm in Washington. Barack Hussein Obama applied for the same job. Because both applicants had the same qualifications, they were asked to take a test. Upon completion of the test both had missed only one of the questions.

The manager went to Hillary and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give Barack Hussein Obama the job."

Hillary haughtily asked, "And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct. I should get the job 'cause I'm a woman!"

The manager answered, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed."

Hillary pompously queried, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

The head lawyer said, "Simple, Barack Hussein Obama put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"

(Presidential? We think not!)

CSW 07-26)