A
Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going
into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving
north or south.
Suddenly
a man knocks on his window. The taxi driver
rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists
have kidnapped Hillary Clinton and Barack
Hussein Obama", the man shouts.
"They are asking for a $10 million
ransom. If not paid, they are going to douse
them with gasoline and set them on fire. We
are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."