That Was Close!

There were three women, Vickie, Tina, and Hillary. They all worked together at the same law firm.

Every day they noticed that their female boss left work a little early. One day they got together and decided that today when the boss left, they would leave early, too. The boss left and so did they.

Vickie went home and straight to bed so she could get her beauty sleep.

Tina went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date.

Hillary went home 'cause she had nothing else to do and walked to the bedroom. She opened the door slowly and saw her husband Bill in bed with her boss. She very quietly shut the door and left.

The next day, Vickie and Tina are talking about going home early again. They ask Hillary if she wants to leave early, too.

"Not me," says Hillary. "Yesterday I nearly got caught!"

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(Ed. Note: Presidential? We think not!)