A
Homeland Security agent is teaching three
senators how to be vigilant, Barack Hussein
Obama, John Edwards and Hillary.
To
demonstrate the skill of recognizing a
suspected terrorist, he shows Barack Hussein
Obama a picture for five seconds and then
hides it.
"That
was your suspect, how would you recognize
him?"
Barack
Hussein Obama answers, "That's easy,
we'll catch him fast because he only has one
eye!"
The
agent says, "Well, uh, that's because
the picture shows his profile."
Slightly
flustered by this ridiculous response, he
flashes the picture for five seconds at John
Edwards and asks him, "That was your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
John
Edwards says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to
catch because he only has one ear!"
The
agent angrily responds, "What's the
matter with you two?! Of course only one eye
and one ear are showing because it's a
picture of his profile! You morons must be
democrats!"
Extremely
frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture to Hillary and in a very testy voice
asks, "That was your suspect, how would
you recognize him?" He quickly adds,
"Think hard before giving me a stupid
answer like your buddies."
Hillary
intently ponders what she saw and says,
"Hmm - the suspect wears contact
lenses."
The
agent is surprised and speechless because he
really doesn't know if the suspect wears
contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer. Wait here while I check
his file."
He
comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I cant believe it. It's true! The
suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.
Good work! How were you able to make such an
astute observation?"
"That's
easy," Hillary replied. "He can't
wear regular glasses because he only has one
eye and one ear."