A Mafia
Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper because a deaf
bookkeeper can't hear anything he might have to
testify about in court. But then the Godfather
finds out the bookkeeper cheated him out of 10
million bucks.
The
Godfather's lawyer, Barack Hussein Obama, knows
sign language, and both pay the bookkeeper a
little visit about the missing $10 million.
The
Godfather tells Barack Hussein Obama, "Ask
him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from
me is."
Barack
Hussein Obama signs to the bookkeeper, asking
where the money is.
The
bookkeeper signs back, and Barack Hussein Obama
translates, "He doesn't know what you're
talking about."
The
Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him
again!"
Barack
Hussein Obama signs to the bookkeeper,
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
The
bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! It's in
a brown briefcase buried by the shed in my cousin
Enzo's backyard!"
The
Godfather asks Barack Hussein Obama, "Well,
what'd he say?"
Barack
Hussein Obama replies, "He says you don't
have the guts to pull the trigger."