When a certain candidate
was on drugs, he needed some cash. One night
he breaks into a house. He starts shining his
light around looking for valuables. Some nice
things catch his eye.
As he reaches for them,
he hears, "Jesus is watching
you."
Startled, the future
candidate looks around. Seeing no one, he
keeps putting things in his bag and, again,
he hears, "Jesus is watching
you." This time, he sees a
parrot.
"Hello little
birdie. What's your name?" the future
candidate asks.
"Moses," the
bird replied.
"Who the heck would
name a bird Moses?" the future candidate
laughed.
"I dunno,"
Moses answered," I guess the same kind
of people that would name their Rottweiler
'Jesus'."