The STUP Award

Venezuelan President

Hugo Chavez

CSW 08-03

The mentally challenged dictator in South America, Hugo Chavez, is afflicted with paranoia. He has been crying for quite awhile that the U.S. is planning to invade his country. Now he has gone further off the deep end by accusing his neighboring country of Columbia with plotting a war plan with the U.S. to invade Venezuela.

"I accuse the government of Colombia of devising a conspiracy, acting as a pawn of the U.S. empire, of devising a military provocation against Venezuela," Chavez said.

This guy is just plain nuts and is threatening to cut off his oil exports to us and Columbia.

"In that scenario, write it down: the price of oil would reach $300, because there wouldn't be oil for anyone," Chavez said. "The invaders would have to step over our dead bodies."

Sick, sick, sick!!!