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THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO CHICAGO WHEN BARACK OBAMA SEATED IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HIM DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HIS TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS OBAMA THAT HE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND HE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THAT SECTION.

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA REPLIES, "I'M BLACK, I'M A DEMOCRAT, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT ABOUT THE GUY SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HIS SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO OBAMA AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE HE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY HE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE FIRST CLASS AND RETURN TO HIS SEAT.

OBAMA REPLIES, "I'M BLACK, I'M A DEMOCRAT, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT WHAT OBAMA SAID AND THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS JERK.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY HE IS A DEMOCRAT? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A DEMOCRAT AND I UNDERSTAND THEIR MENTAL LIMITATIONS."

HE GOES BACK TO OBAMA AND WHISPERS IN HIS EAR AND OBAMA SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY," AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HIS SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO OBAMA TO MAKE HIM MOVE WITHOUT A FUSS.

THE PILOT SAID, "I TOLD HIM FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO CHICAGO."

(Ed Note: Presidential? Absolutely not!)

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