THE
PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO CHICAGO WHEN BARACK OBAMA
SEATED IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE
FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HIM DO THIS AND ASKS TO
SEE HIS TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS OBAMA THAT HE PAID
FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND HE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THAT
SECTION.
BARACK
HUSSEIN OBAMA REPLIES, "I'M BLACK, I'M A
DEMOCRAT, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING
RIGHT HERE."
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT ABOUT THE GUY SITTING
IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T
MOVE BACK TO HIS SEAT.
THE
CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO OBAMA AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN
THAT BECAUSE HE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY HE WILL
HAVE TO LEAVE FIRST CLASS AND RETURN TO HIS SEAT.
OBAMA
REPLIES, "I'M BLACK, I'M A DEMOCRAT, I'M
GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE."
THE
CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT WHAT OBAMA SAID AND THAT
HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN
THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS JERK.
THE
PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY HE IS A DEMOCRAT? I'LL
HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A DEMOCRAT AND I
UNDERSTAND THEIR MENTAL LIMITATIONS."
HE
GOES BACK TO OBAMA AND WHISPERS IN HIS EAR AND
OBAMA SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY," AND GETS
UP AND GOES BACK TO HIS SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO OBAMA TO MAKE HIM MOVE
WITHOUT A FUSS.
THE
PILOT SAID, "I TOLD HIM FIRST CLASS ISN'T
GOING TO CHICAGO."