G. W. Bush and Bill
Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each
being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start
a conversation, for fear it would turn to
politics.
As the barbers finished
their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his
chair reached for the after shave.
Clinton was quick to
stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary
will smell that and think I've been in a
whorehouse."
The second barber
turned to Bush and said, "How about
you?"
Bush replied, "Go
ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."