Michael Newdow, the atheist
trying to get "under God" removed from
the Pledge of Allegiance, was walking through the
woods one day when all of a sudden a huge bear
runs out to attack him. The atheist runs as fast
as he can but trips over a stump and falls to the
ground. As he rolls over, the bear is standing on
top of him, paws stretched wide ready to maul
him.
"Oh God," screams
the atheist.
Suddenly time stands still
and a voice out of heaven says, "Yes, you
called for Me?"
"Oh," says the
atheist "you really do exist! Can you make
this bear go away?"
"Why should I?"
says God. "You’ve been denying my
existence all your life."
"Fair point." says
the atheist. "Ok, how about this. Can you
turn the bear into a Christian bear so he is
nice?"
"Sure can, good
idea," says God.
Time resumes once more, the
bear backs off, bows his head meekly and says,
"Dear God. Thank you for the food I am about
to receive…"
(Ed. Note: And the dems want
God out of our lives! Presidential? Let's hope
not!!)