The
Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the
same stage, in front of a huge crowd. 'Her
Majesty' and 'His Holiness', however, have
seen it all before so to make it a little
more interesting Hillary says to the Pope,
"Did you know that with just one little
wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in
this crowd go wild?"
He
doubts this, so she shows him. Sure enough,
the wave elicits rapture and cheering from
every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the
cheering subsides.
The
Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such
arrogance, considers what he should do.
"That was impressive. But did you know
that with just one little wave of MY hand I
can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy
with joy? This joy will not be a momentary
display like that of your subjects, but will
go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The
presidential candidate tells the Pope she
doubts he can do such a thing. So the Pope
proceeds to slaps her upside the head and the
entire crowd went wild.They still speak of
the "slap heard 'round the world."
(Ed. Note: Presidential?
Wrong!)