How to Start Each Day with a Positive Outlook

  • Open a new file on your computer.
  • Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
  • Now Delete it
  • Your computer will ask: "Are you sure you want to send Hillary Rodham Clinton to the recycle bin?"
  • Click "oh yeah" or "yes"
  • Send it to the trash.
  • Empty the trash.

Now repeat the procedure using Barack Hussein Obama

(Ed. Note: It Works. It's cathartic.)

CSW 08-06