A Smart Choice

Barack Obama was walking through the jungle looking for a new restaurant. He came upon Carl's Cannibal Brain Café. He went in and checked out the menu.

Artists' Brains $9/oz
Philosophers' Brains $12/oz
Scientists' Brains $15/oz
Republicans' Brains $19/oz
Democrats' Brains $2,000/oz

Upon reading the menu Obama noted, "My those Democrats' brains must be popular!"

To which the butcher replied, "Are you kidding! It's a matter of supply and demand. Do you have any idea how many Democrats you have to kill to get a ounce of brains?!"

(Ed. Note: A democratic president? We think not!)

CSW 08-07