"Hillary Clinton out
on the campaign trail. She's very sly. You know,
she's been campaigning about Black History Month, and
she said today that America has come so far that a
black man could one day grow up and possibly be vice
president of the United States."
Jay Leno
"Presidential
candidate Barack Obama ... went door to door …
over the weekend to talk about his opposition to the
war and gain votes. Hillary Clinton also went door to
door -- not looking for votes, trying to find her
husband." Jay Leno
"Last week, it got a
little dramatic. Senator Hillary Clinton called
General Petraeus a liar. And believe this, if there's
one thing she knows, it's how to spot a guy who's
lying."
Jay Leno