Right
after winning his senate seat, Barack H Obama
celebrated his win by going horseback riding.
Dressed in his new cowboy hat, chaps and spurs,
Barack mounted the horse. It was a spectacular
sight to see this tall, skinny, Black man dressed
in white riding into town to be the common folks'
messiah.
The
horse galloped along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but Obama began to slip from the saddle. In
terror, he grabbed for the horse's mane, but
couldn't seem to get a firm grip. He tried to
throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he
slid down the side of the horse anyway.
The
horse galloped along, seemingly oblivious to its
slipping rider. Finally, giving up his tired
grip, Obama pushed away from the horse to try and
throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, he lost
his brand new cowboy hat and his spur became
entangled in the stirrup and he was now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves.
Barack
H. Obama was mere moments away from
unconsciousness and certain death when Frank, the
Wal-Mart manager, ran out and unplugged the
horse. A disaster was averted. Obama's
presidential aspirations live on.